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Official Skum X Apology Speech
Watch on YouTube βFamily and friends. Twenty-two weeks. Ten questionable football experts. One champion. And absolutely no mercy for last place.
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7 weeks won Β· 221 correct picks
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The sacred bottle. The dubious honor. The history nobody can erase.

Three consecutive Skum X titles. A dynasty nobody wanted.
Every year, one unfortunate competitor earns the ultimate dishonor: Skum X. As punishment for their spectacular failure, they must formally apologize to the rest of the pool. Fortunately, some of these historic moments were captured on video. We present them here for your viewing pleasureβand as a warning to future generations.
Official Skum X Apology Speech
Watch on YouTube βOfficial Skum X Apology Speech Β· Two parts
Part 1
YouTube βPart 2
YouTube βOfficial Skum X Apology Speech Β· Archived under the correct pool year
Watch on YouTube βOfficial Skum X Apology Speech
Watch on YouTube βMore apologies will be added as additional evidence is recovered. Video playback depends on YouTube availability and embed permissions.
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